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Here is an instance of Top to bottom level management communication. Read on to know what a message from top management turns out to be...

From: Managing Director

To: Vice President

"Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see every day. So let all employees line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case, the employees should assemble in the canteen."

From: Vice President

To: General Manager

"By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case, the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening every day."

From: General managers

To: Industry Managers

"By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappearance of the sun in our best clothes, in the canteen at nine o'clock tomorrow morning. The Managing Director will tell us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we cannot see happen every day."

From: Industry Managers

To: Location heads

"If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is something that we cannot see happen every day, the Managing director in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o'clock."

From: Location heads

To: Marketing Executives

"Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, the Managing Director will disappear without his clothes. It's a pity that we can't see this happen every day".
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Kick-Ass Management

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A King had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture & kill any minister that misguided him.

A Minister once gave an opinion that was wrong which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the Minister be thrown to the dogs.

The Minister said, "I served you loyally for 10 years & you do this..?"

The King was unrelenting.

Minister pleaded, "Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs".

The King agreed.

In those 10 days, the Minister went to the keeper of the dogs & told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…

The Guard was baffled… But he agreed.

So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 10 days were up…

The King ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced.

When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed at what they saw...
The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister... licking his feet.

The King was baffled at what he saw, "What happened to the dogs?” He growled.

The Minister then said, "I served the dogs for only 10 days & they didn’t forget my service... I served you for 10 years & you forgot all at the first mistake”…

The King realized his mistake

and









Replaced the dogs with crocodiles !!


Moral: When Management has decided to kick your ass then no one can stop them... That's Final...
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